worst things in life come free to us



onlylolgifs:

The kid in the back feelin it

bethmai:

congratulations on reading the book before it was made into a film

you win: nothing

(Source: moaninglisasmile, via txnypxrry)

michaxl:

dilclo:

michaxl:

why am i not a disney princess

because ur a 15 year old boy

image

(via evolitional)

overnight-shipping:

kittanzer0:

so on the bus this morning

we stop at a red light and this lady gets off

she goes about half a block down, and then we saw her freeze and run after the bus

SHE FORGOT HER ENTIRE BABY ON THE BUS

I love the use of the word entire as in she could have just left the leg of the baby but no she left the whole baby

(via txnypxrry)

trillow:

[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”

“sure thing son whatchu need”

(via txnypxrry)

maddehhey:

oprahsmom:

toocooltobehipster:

how is he posting this from 4 months in the future

this was taken in February

americans

geothebio:

pros to buying a pizza: pizza

cons to buying a pizza: buying

(via tortillah)

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