worst things in life come free to us



otaku-4-life:

awesomephilia:

"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"

neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality

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(Source: dutchster, via ssnarky)

coluring:

i accept high fives only on my ass

(Source: tipslip, via tortillah)

bitchface12345:

Im not a bitch I am the bitch

(via idkoutrights)

lolzforshits:

*gets stuck on a mission in a game* *doesn’t play for another 4234 years*

(via fairy-tales-lie)

baby's first words
mom: say mama
mom: say ma-ma
mom: say it!
baby:
baby:
baby: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
breakinq:

following back tons
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